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Everyone knows potheads have a great sense of humor. Or maybe we just find everything funny. Either way, the budding cannabis enthusiast in your life will get a great laugh out of these 30 funny flower related gifts. Whether it’s their birthday, a holiday, or just a time to show your buds or special stoner significant other that you’re thinking about them, these gift ideas are the perfect way to tell your smoking circle that you appreciate them and hope to keep sharing joints for the long run.
Packed with interesting pot facts, anecdotes, and funnies, the Scratch and Sniff Book of Weed is sure to offer excellent entertainment for any group of weed lovers. Did you know that a bag of weed was the first thing sold on the internet? Well, you’ll learn plenty more interesting and funny pot facts throughout 22 pages that are littered with scratch and sniff scents for you to get a whiff of.
For the stoner in your life who has too many cosmetics or is always on the go, this makeup bag will let them carry their personals in style and may get a good chuckle every time they pull this out. Of course, it could also be used to carry your cannabis, so you could consider it to be multi-functional. But who doesn’t run on weed and gangsta rap? Exactly.
Cards Against Humanity is a crazy fill-in-the-blank card game where outlandish and crazy things are said many times through the course of a single game. If the regular game doesn’t get wild enough for you and your stoner buddies, try adding the weed pack into the foray and see what happens. Your whole stoner circle will be laughing hysterically with these weed-related cards. It even comes with a pack of CAH rolling papers so you can pre-game!
We’re all used to seeing No Smoking signs posted up in various places where you’re prohibited from sparking up. Naturally, your friend’s house probably isn’t one of the places where smoking is banned, which is exactly why this sign is so funny. Make your friends do a double-take when they read the No Smoking portion of the sign and then laugh when they realize the bottom says Without Me!
Was the legendary burning bush from the bible really just a weed plant on fire? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to imagine such a thing. Of course, if it was, that may be why he thought he was talking to god, no? Stoners love that kind of humor, and this extra-large pot-humored birthday card is like a meme on paper to get your bud-loving birthday pal laughing hysterically.
Sometimes when you’re stoned, it’s easy to get drawn into mindless activities that keep you occupied. One such activity is coloring! Who doesn’t love to get high and make everything look psychedelic? This book is built for stoner adults to keep your high brain occupied and having fun. There are even blacklight versions of many of the pages so you can hang them on your wall like all the stoner kids did when we were young.
Pot smokers like wordplay, so what better way to get a stoner laughing than a ridiculous pot-themed shirt with animal wordplay? It’s available in multiple colors and cuts for men and women, so you should have no trouble finding the perfect one for your special stoner friend.
One thing that every habitual smoker always needs is an ashtray. But there’s no reason to get a boring old glass dish that just sits there looking dirty. Instead, try giving your friend this hilarious ashtray in the shape of a Rastaman chilling out smoking a doobie. Every time they see it, they’ll get a little laugh and a reminder that it’s time to light up!
Perfect for pothead dads, grandpas, brothers, and uncles, this hilarious birthday card is a great play on words that’s sure to leave anyone with “dad joke” humor laughing for a long time. It’s a standard-sized greeting card so no one will be the wiser until they open the envelope and read the punchline. If you really want to make it special, you can always toss a joint inside too! Stoners like to open up their cards to anything green, not just money!
A friend with weed is a friend indeed as they say. Even the most curmudgeonly stoner who hates to deal with people will light up when another friendly smoker pulls out a bag of weed. This sign announces to all that you should stay the heck off my lawn…unless you brought some bright green buds to share with me!
Although it’s unlikely you’ll find a stoner who’s ashamed of their deep love for ganja, there are still times you may need to be discreet about it. Whether you need to keep your stash hidden from children, the police, or your parents, this Diversion Safe Hairbrush by Stash-it will let you hide your supply in a way that no one will ever discover. Your friends will crack up the first time you open up this hairbrush and dump out your nugs of weed from a hair care product! Now they won’t know which hairs you’re commenting on when you talk about your precious medication!
Messages on shirts are a great way to communicate a point without saying a word. Of course, you need to be careful what messages you’re projecting to the world. But this message is a safe one for all to declare, so suit up and ship out because you may want to go home with whichever friend you see wearing this tank top. Just hope it’s not false advertising!
All stoners know a roach clip is meant for holding the little end of your joint so you can smoke it without burning your fingers or getting the smell of smoke all over your hands. But this gag gift turns that on its head by making roach clips that look like actual cockroaches! Of course, they’re not going to be grabbing your joint. These ones will be keeping your potato chips and salad bags sealed tight. But imagine the hilarity when your unsuspecting stoner bud tries to raid your cabinet and sees cockroaches on the sour cream and onion chips!
There is no shortage of cannabis-themed t-shirts that will crack up all your stoner friends. But this one takes it a bit further by making light jest at religion while supporting your right to toke up. For your pothead friends who aren’t quite right in the head, help them warn the rest of the world to their slight insanity by giving them this t-shirt that they can wear to church!
Does one of your stoner friends love to cook weed-based food? Give them this great oven mitt that will silently tell everyone without having to say a word. Of course, it’s almost as funny to use this oven mitt at Christmas time and let everyone wonder if the food is medicated or not…
If you’ve been using cannabis for a long time, then you likely remember the days when you were young and had to scrounge around whatever stuff you could find to put together a makeshift smoking apparatus. Soda cans, apples, and 2-liter bottles of soda turned into gravity bongs were some reliable favorites that we all tried. But this book offers 99 awesome ways for you to relive the old glory and make some hilarious new smoking devices. Have fun with your friends trying out some of these methods and getting high through a twinkie!
Socks have become a pretty cliché gift, especially for Christmas. But there’s nothing cliché about weed socks! Even the most discreet stoners can still support the cause wearing weed socks beneath their shoes. And whenever they take their shoes off at the end of a hard day, they’ll get a quick chuckle and a good reminder to take a hit and relax!
Every weed smoker keeps a lighter on deck for when it’s time to spark up. But what if your lighter was more of a swiss army knife that packed in all the tools you needed for stoned convenience? Well, the LighterBro lighter sleeve is the swiss army lighter of your dreams. You’ll get a poker to clear your bowl, scissors to break up your sticky, and even a blade to scrape your bowls clean with, all tucked into one neat little package. You even get multiple colors and designs to choose from!
If you were a stoner growing up in the nineties, you probably watched Dragon Ball Z. In fact, you probably still do. For your pothead friends with power levels over 9,000, no gift could beat a grinder in the shape of grandpa’s four-star dragon ball. Forget Puff the magic dragon, we’re trying to call forth Shenron when we blaze!
We all have that one stoner friend who likes to show off their colors just a little too much. For them, these pants are the perfect everyday attire. For the rest of us, they’re a funny pair of lounge pants that you can relax in while you smoke away the stress of the afternoon. Just don’t try to roll them up and smoke them because they’re only fabric.
Everyone loves special brownies and cookies. If you have a friend that likes to get baked by baking with buds, then this three-piece marijuana leaf cookie cutter set is the perfect gift to help them take their high cooking to the next level. But it can also be fun to make non-medicated treats and cut them into pot leaf shapes just to freak everyone out at Thanksgiving! They’ll all think they’re getting high and you can watch them act like fools.
Most stoners like to drink a good glass of coffee in the morning to give a little energy boost to their wake and bake. Especially for the pothead who’s grouchy in the mornings, this mug will give them a little reason to laugh or smile. Can’t we all just get a bong? See, funny.
If you want to share a great laugh with some of your stoner pals, then break out the Drunk Stoned or Stupid game and smoke a blunt to get the insanity started. You’ll spend hours laughing at each other in a game where everyone loses. Seriously, nobody wins this game, everyone loses! There’s even a disclaimer that the company is not liable for fights or loss of friendships resulting from playing this game, so you know it’s got to be a great time!
The perfect shirt for Saint Paddy’s day! For your friends who don’t mind announcing to the world their stoner habits, this shirt will get a good laugh from everyone. A four-leafed clover may be lucky, but a weed leaf takes the cake.
Star Wars is wildly popular with potheads. When you pull out this 2.2-inch Death Star, your friends may be wondering what’s going on. But when it breaks apart into an herb grinder with kief catcher, they’ll all laugh and everyone will be asking where you got it! Give this gift to the geeky green smoker in your life and they’ll be using it to break up their buds for years to come.
If you’ve never seen a stash can before, you’ll get a kick out of opening up this seemingly normal can of Monster Energy Drink to find a bag of weed hidden inside! For anyone who has to be discreet about their marijuana usage, this stash can make it easy to keep everything hidden from view. If you really want your gift to be a hit, stash some weed inside for them to find and smoke!
If you like pot-themed wordplay, then this potholder is perfect for you or any other stoner in your life. You’ll probably never hold an actual pot with this silicone kitchen accessory, but you can definitely carry hot stuff and avoid burning your fingers. Plus, it just looks great on the counter and tells the world that those cookies may be special.
What could be funnier than making your stoned friend do puzzles while high as a kite? This book is a gift that keeps on giving as they discover a new puzzle to keep them entertained and laughing each time they open up this book. With tons of weed-themed puzzles like word searches, mazes, hidden pictures, and more, you can easily entertain several stoners at once and keep everyone laughing at the funny mistakes being made.
Snoop Dogg is a legend in the weed world. He’s the first person to ever light up on live television, and he’s been so rolled up in the weed game for so long that he’s practically synonymous with the culture. While this aptly named cookbook isn’t actually focused on weed-based recipes, weed lovers will still have a great time cooking and eating these tasty Dogg food recipes to fulfill their munchies. Who doesn’t want to eat what Chef Snoop is cooking?
A pot-themed gift is great, but why not complete the deal by wrapping it in some weed leaf wrapping paper? But don’t try to roll up with this paper, it doesn’t smoke very well! The glossy finish burns strangely. You’ll be better off wrapping one of the other funny weed gifts from this list in this super-fresh wrapping paper to present to one of your chilled-out stoner buds. But don’t forget, it’s wrapping paper, not rolling paper. Remind your friends.